Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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