I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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