They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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