He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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