Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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