My first STD was from a foam party
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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