the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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