Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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