i don't plan on having that self control this summer
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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