ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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