Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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