I am in a vortex of obligation.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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