her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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