he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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