with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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