You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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