The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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