Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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