i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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