He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Randomize
