I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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