Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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