Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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