I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I know her cup size but not her name....
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