youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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