Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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