Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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