I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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