what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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