Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
honey bunches of taint.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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