We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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