it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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