piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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