normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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