You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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