we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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