I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Let's paint friendship bongs
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
