Who did Billy Mays play for?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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