3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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