i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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