It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
