I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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