Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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