rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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