why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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