The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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