Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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