Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
