I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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