im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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