super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I'm at about main and main street
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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