Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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