Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
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