why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
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