I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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