I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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