Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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