It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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