Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Randomize
