next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize
