Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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